Don't let the oven mitts fool ya...I regulate!

Before we jump into this thang, let’s go over the rules:

1. You must always talk about HIGH END REAR END…to friends, coworkers, family members, in your sleep, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.
2. All visitors must be committed to the game of endlessly and breathlessly talking about fashion. And not just in that “what was so-and-so from that movie wearing on whatever red carpet?” Nope, I’m talking about in that dangerously obsessive way that makes you believe they you can do all things through chic which strengthens you.
3. You must always always talk about HIGH END REAR END!
4. The only way that we can make use of that once gorgeous, but now totally worn-the-hell-out word “fabulous” is by making reference to the professional guest appearance MC himself—Fabolous. I swear I will go ape if I hear a “U” instead of that ignorant-ass “O”
5. You must always always always talk about HIGH END REAR END!