In Case of Emergency- ICE, ICE baby!

Shopping Emergen-C! Shopping Emergen-C! No, I’m not talking about bulk-buying barrels of that powdery delight of fruit-flavored energy. What I am talking about is a true S.O.S. fashion situation- SHOES ON MAY-JAHLY DEEP DISCOUNT! After I uncover these limbo-low prices, you’ll understand the need for all caps.

My sis and I, playing suprema stylistas, had “Ugly Betty” on full blast as we online window-shopped. It was totally Anna Wintour meets Bill Gates (ugh, what a love child!) without the social awkwardness. Discussion of a TDF Alexander Wang dress turned into talks of needing a haute pink shoe…ya know, the six degress of style separation.

Just for kicks, I typed “pink pumps” into InStyle’s BigBro shopping search engine. Well, what came up pretty much kicked me in my HighEndRearEnd- BCBGirls satin pumps for…$18 (!?!?!?) at Dillards.com. In a haze of blissful shock, I bagged two pairs- one pretty in pink, the other “Sexy Can I” purple.

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Still riding the high of this RecessionalChic newborn baby, I can’t stop fantasizing about the sartorial possibilities of this adorable find. Navy fringe minidress? I think so! White skinny jeans and a ruffly black top? Tres femme chic! Who wears short shorts when it starts heating up? Can’t wait!

Hold on…BCBGirls for $18…Ex-squeeze me? Ooo, I hope this package doesn’t come with some prankster “gotcha!” note and a pair of Charlotte Russe pumps. Can Ashton K. “Punk” people over the web? Just wondering…

Anyways, this sale ends on Sunday 3/1, so I’ll spit my standard line- “HighEndRearEnders get shaking towards some…blah blah blah!” But this time I REALLY mean it!  Move your ass, chic-sters! $18-40 pumps and booties await!