Shame shame shame, if you are still totally oblivious to Junque Jewels Jenius Kenneth Jay Lane!

The Book of Bling and Baubles

KJLane, as I affectionately call him, has reigned as the King of the Kocktail and Kostume since the days of Jackies O and Collins. His collections of diamonte-encrusted lions, tigers and…snakes (is that not how it goes?) use enough rhinestones and faux precious metals to make your head spin, but at prices that’ll make your heart leap. They sell like hotcakes at CUSP, Bloomies, Saks and dare I say…QVC, making KJL the darling of stylistas and shut-ins alike.

This Tiger is GRRRREAT!

Well, HighEnders, I have a marvelous way for you to get acquainted with the God of Gaudy- an online sample sale at Gilt Groupe!

Access to the site is invitation only, but thankfully you’ve got Mimi! Email me at highend.rearend@gmail.com for the exclusive invite.

Hurry, hurry, hurry! KJL will be G-O-N-E if you don’t move fast!