School is in session, be-yotch! *people.com*

In my dream school, fashion’s hautest faces would comprise the faculty and staff. Anna Wintour would of course be the ice-cold, but eerily successful head of school. “Ms. Wintour, will eat you now,”  chirps Heidi Klum as the perky secretary. Tim Gunn would preside as the tough-love guidance counselor. Can’t you just hear “Make it worrrrrrk, ladies and gents!” at a school assembly? Chanel Iman and Aggie Deyn saunter down the halls with more cool girl pizazz than Regina George. Marc Jacobs would be the H-O-T-T gym teacher, leaving in his big as dumbbells bling even for the dead lift.

And the freshest face at Fashion Valley High? Why, “Project Runway’s” pint-size protege Christian Sciriano of course!

Well, HighEnders, sadly this fashion fantasy is…just a fantasy! Butttttt, thankfully for us CapitolCityChicsters, Professor Fierce is holding a must-attend lecture at the Corcoran Gallery of Art Nov. 3 @7pm. He will gush about his new book Fierce Style: How to be Your Most Fabulous Self, which discusses “how to be ‘fierce’ in fashion and in everyday life, giving tips on developing personal style and building self-confidence.”

So, get your LV backpack ready and put on your fanciest school girl plaid, because Mr. Siriano is about to sharpen up your chic!

Tickets available here, so register fast. Who will I be saving a front-row seat for ;)?