Hot Child on The City

What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD! *all images via celebstyle.com*

What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD! *all images via celebstyle.com*

I did something incredibly daring on Tuesday night. I sat down and watched not one, but two AWESUL (awesome-awful) MTV faux-ality productions. Of course, I took a walk through the beyond melodramatic, completely scripted Hills, but I also got in touch with my more “urban” side and stuck around for The City. My reaction to my first ever episode of The City?

Whitney- nice girl BO-RING!

Kelly Cutrone- mean lady FUG-LY

Roxy- bad girl ANNOY-ING

Olivia Palermo- richbitch PERFECT-ION

I don’t know if its my (slightly) untrue rep for getting my Regina George on, but I always have a soft spot for the “no shame in her game” cinematic bitch. (And yea, “cinematic” refers to scripted works of film and “reality”TV) Enter Olivia Palermo for a healthy dose of “bitch please” retorts and snotty-girl sneers. All while rocking some of the hottest threads to ever hit the screens of M”TV.” Sorry, LC.

So, I thought it would be fun to pay (mini) homage to my new fave fashionista of fauxality with a look at some of her greatest style hits and the trailer for season 2. Oh, the Drama!

At :35 and 1:37, I literally get chills from Palermo’s pitch-perfect ice-princess pout.

Fur has never looked so deliciously...evil ;)

Fur has never looked so deliciously...evil ;)

She's got the StripeStuff

She's got the StripeStuff

Talk like a boss...Walk like a boss

Talk like a boss...Walk like a boss

Blackberry Be-yotch!

Blackberry Be-yotch!

Bitch in Black

Bitch in Black

Got Attitude in the Bag

Got Attitude in the Bag

Steppin' Out in Snobby Style

Steppin' Out in Snobby Style

Kristin Cav, looks like you should watch your back- there’s a new 6itch in town ;)

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