If you are anything like me, the thought of a Valentine’s Day filled with romantic red roses, cuddly teddy bears and mystery-filled chocolates is enough to make you gag and don all black in protest. Well, tartelettes, you can put down the skull&crossbone hoodie, because Mimi has a slew of rose&rouge accessories that will have you lookin’ Cupid-chic…without the side of cheese ;)

1. Feelin’ more like its VengenceDay than Valentine’s Day…then rock this chunky gold heartbreak ring! And dare someone to mess with you.
2. I’m smoooochin’ in the rain, just smooooochin’ in the rain! What a glorious feeling… J Die for this ModCloth umbrella.
3. There is no beauty product more romantic than tarte’s double-ended lipgloss, with each shade named for a different famous couple. Ferris&Sloane packs a powerful pink punch—romance included.
4. Leave it to Ms. Tory Burch to make a cliché print the epitome of chic. This pout-covered tote is the perfect flirty extra to your lip-print shirt… jacket… pants… shoes…socks… ok, I’m just joking!
5. I am in love with this cartoon-chic heart cuff from Lazy Oaf. What a kitschy ode to V-Day. Perfect for the hipster in your (love) life!
6. This adorable We the Free tee does double duty as a countdown calendar to the big day of love. Talk about a two-for-one.
7. Kick it like Cupid in these heart bedecked Adidas!

So, grab your sweetie, and styles one through seven for a very “Lover”ly holiday!

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