At first I didn’t get the whole ScarJo thing. They were always saying:

• “She has enormously incredible boobs”- WHATEVER, welcome to Hollywood!
• “She was amazing in Lost in Translation”- WHATEVER, she’s an actress, she’s supposed to be good!
• “She has a sexxxxpot voice that belies her young age”- ummmm, I’m not even gonna respond to that…

And then I saw Vicky, Cristina, Barcelona…

Between her and Penelope,  I somehow made it out of that movie theater still liking men, but boy o boy did I get the whole ScarJo thing.

• The lips
• The hair
• The BOMBSHELL bod
• The voice (I know, I know…I’m ridiculous)
• That confidence and sex appeal that literally drips off the screen onto your popcorn and Sour Patch kids.

Ok, so now I sound like them, but check out the photos below and tell me I’m wrong:

So as  not too lose allllllllllllllllllllll of my street cred, I still can’t stand her pigeon-toed stance…girl, no!

*images for Vogue China via fashiongonerogue*