Believe me, I know. “Recession” has become the most abused and over-used phrase since “bootylicious” and “bling-bling,” but like any good fashionista, I am tres trendy. See, I’m even committed to the faux bilingual-ness that has been ever so popular in the new millenium. Bergdorf Blondes, anyone?

But anyways, Recessional Chic will be a weekly focus on some ridiculously delicious buy courtesy of this depressed retail market. Hey, even the economic funk-down has to have a gold lame lining!

So the first order of Recessional Chic business involves that good ol’ American fixture- the shopping mall! It may sound “ugly American.” I don’t care. I absolutely adore the mall. Now, I don’t do the all-day super-shopping stints, but nothing is more blissful than aimlessly walking back and forth through those tacky glass hallways, sipping a giant Diet Coke and munching on a soft pretzel (thanks, Wetzels!) It’s during those absolutely pointless trips that I find the goodies!

Well, during my most recent Saturday afternoon jaunt, I struck retail gold.

First, bless you, my dear sweet BR. I have been a loyal citizen of the Republic of Banana for years. I started shopping there in 8th grade-obvi with Mama’s money, then became a shopgirl in college. I’ll admit there have been periods of infidelity. You try resisting the prowess of Jenna Lyons-controlled J.Crew! But, I will always have a soft spot for my precious alma mater. Former school, former part-time job. Same thing, right?

So, anyways, the Republic is having a great sale with an additional 30% off clearance and 25% off new arrivals. The sale ends Wednesday so shake your grove thang towards some great knit dresses, glam cocktail jewels and supersharp outerwear!

BR 4eva!

On this same fortuitious Saturday, I discovered an even sweeter deal at H&M- Buy 1, Get 1 FREE! Let freedom ring!

Now, wait, this may reek of a Wet Seal or (shudder) Charlotte Russe-type sale, but keep listening, y’all! Me recessionista, you broke!

I scored two adorable frocks for just $20. Yep, 2-0! Buy 1 is a navy fringey mini. You do know that the Lil.Navy.Dress is the new LBD, right? Get 1 is a Carolina Hererra-esque striped shift dress. I’m thinking a belted boyfriend cardigan over it.

Pounce on these sales while you can, mall rats! They’ll be gone before you can say Cinna-bon!