Sista Sista *people.com*

In celebration of the return of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” this month, I am dedicating an entire post to the hate to love, but love to hate Kardashian sisters. We’ve already discussed my affinity for Kimmy K., so get over it and keep movin’ with me. And the one-two punch of Khloe and Kourtney just multiplies my love by…well, just 2 I guess. I mean, I’m into the K Sisters and all, but let’s stick with the single digis on this one.

So, as not to totally overwhelm those of you who simply can’t stomach this brash, crass and full of flash trio, we’re gonna do this one sis at a time.

Kimmy, help Khlo Glo! *people.com*

Go, Khlo! Though Khloe is the least attractive of the sisters (don’t ever doubt my superficiality), she is my personal fave because she talks all crazy, all the time. Whether she’s calling Botox Bruce a sex machine or telling her poor, abused mother to go (bleep) a (bleep)-in (bleep), Khloe is brimming with more sass than a room full of black women and gay men. Y’all know I’m right, so buh-bye, PC-ness! And her blinged-out wardrobe is the perfect compliment to that deliciously dirty mouth. She sticks to a pretty strict routine of flowy tunics, black leggings and high boots, but tricks out the looks with gobs of glitzy gems. So as someone who wears enough ghetto gold during the day to have earned the nickname “Jingle Bells,” I can certainly get down with a fellow (over)accesorizer. Khloe, keep jinglin’, baby!

K+K *people.com*

Holdin’ Kourt With her teeny-tiny lil self and adorable face, Kourtney Kardashian seems like she would be the quiet, prissy one. But with an edgy style and a mouth to almost match lil sis Khloe, Kourtney proves shes more than just a pretty face. Minis paired with the highest of heels give her small stature a little bit of length, while also making her thirty year age seem like a dirty little lie. She’s the Rock’n’Roller of the Kardash Klan with Elvis-style pompadous, heavy-metal studs and lots’o’leather, baby.

Kim Be a Lady The Tush a.k.a Mrs. Bush is the ultimate KK style-sista because she “stays fly-y-y-y-y” all the gotdamn time. Black Halo jumpsuit and pumps for a trip to the Grove? Why not! A one-shoulder chiffon dress for a mani-pedi? Who doesn’t? Ruffles upon ruffles for…ok, nearly anything? Yes, please! Even her frickin’ workout outfits are SportySexySpice. Instead of trying to be stick-thin like the rest of Hollyweird, Kim embraces her curves and adorns them fabolously in uber-fem shapes like high-waisted skirts, wide-leg trousers and frilly silk tops. She’s showing the rest of those Cali girls that real women have hips and boo-tay, not bones and flatties.

And after a real-live Kimmy K sighting last weekend at LIV in Miami’s Fountainbleu, I am even KRAZIER for the KK sisters! My guiltiest pleasure since ’99 B.Spears, Kourt, Kim and Khlo are proving that sisters really are doing it for themselves!