There are some MAYJAH deals in that box...get ready to fight her for 'em!

I’m going to ask you a series of questions. It’s H.E.R.E’s version of a comprehension pop quiz! Just wanna make sure I’m keeping y’all on your stilettos.

Do you live to shop? I didn’t say like to shop. I said LIVE, as in the mere thought of not swiping plastic makes you want to shrivel up and die. Uh-huh, thought so. Proceed.

Do the words “sample sale” trigger something maniacal in your brain? I’m talking Hannibal Lecter-crazy! Yea, yea? Well, keep reading!

Do you plan future outfits down to the cocktail ring and hairstyle…but have no clue where your car keys, credit card or cell phone is? Hmmm-hmmm, my kinda gal!

I knew y’all would pass with flying colors, but I needed to be 100% sure. There’s nothing worse than a wolf in shopaholic’s clothing. And what I’m about to share with you is like Mimi_Style and the Chamber of Chic Secrets!

A blow-out FINAL SALE on the sample sale site Rue La La this Thursday 3.26 beginning at 11 am ET. I don’t even need to come up with any witty saying because theirs is just so good. (Damn it, I’ve been out-witted!)

“30 Coveted Brands. 1 Boutique. Up to 75% off. Try not to faint.”

Like Gilt Groupe, this is an invitation-only deal, so shoot me an email by Thursday (highend.rearend@gmail.com) so you won’t RueLaLa missing this sweet style moment.