Mimi, you cray cray!

Y’all, what has happened to me in the past couple months? Even after bedazzling a protective surgical mask, I must’ve still inhaled some Swine Flu, because I am TRIPPIN’ on my blog game.

I blame travelling (Hello, Cali, MIA, SBend, NOLA, Cashville, CT, NYC :/), the seductive calls of Must See TV (Grey’s, you dirty doc dawg) and dare I say, my own laziness (AGGGHHH!).

And even with my new bloggin’ gig- “I’m tarte-a-licious!”, I just haven’t been feeling the witty writing spirit. Well, rather than half-assing on my HighEnd RearEnders- “Ooo, have y’all heard that SANDALS are in for summer?”- I’m gonna aplogize and take a little breaky-break. Now hold your tears…and please no dramatic suicide attempts! I just need a couple days to coool it now (ooo watch out!).

Until then, flip through these H.E.RE. archives, and check out my tarte cameos. I shall return, chicsters…harder, better, faster, stronger ;)