Mimi’s remix of Madge goes something like this…

“Music mix the chicsters and style victims…”

And Sunday’s Grammy Awards certainly proved that! The styles were allllll over the map- from crazy chic to just plain ol’ cra-zay! There was a bevy of black, but the true chicsters brought that BoomBoomPow in every shade&shape…sorry, Fergs, not you though! So here are Mix Master Mimi’s Grammy picks!

Mimi’s MusicMakers!

• Rihanna’s Elie Saab Haute Couture was the perfect mix of HighEnd and cutting edge. The angelic white was offset by her badass mohawk and general sourpuss disposition. Smile for me, Ri-Ri…
• Lea Michele has been rockin’ the red carpet like an old pro in 2010 and it’s making me simply Glee-ful. This feathered frock sings “I love rock n’ roll” and “I feel pretty…o, so pretty!” all at once.
• I loooooved Madame Gaga’s custom Armani gown- plus spiked accessory. It was over-the-top and fun amidst a sea of black one shoulder gowns. (Jessica McClintock, much?) True, it borderline resembles a grade school exhibit of the planets, but she’s a free bitch baby…so you just deal with it!
• I have had a deep adoration for Jenny from the Block since I was on the block…ok, so I’ve never really been on said block, but anyways, Mamacita’s looking BANGIN’ in asymmetrical ice-white Versace. And that pose is classic “bow down be-yotch” J.Lo.
• Miley, as in Cyrus, on my best dressed list? WHAAAAA? I know, right. But Ms. Party in the U.S.A’s smoke-green Herve Leger can.not be denied. She looks young, fresh and dare I say hot?
• Purple has never looked so regal! And the hair and make-up? That’s some Real Love, Miss. Mary!

Those MusicFAKERs!

• Britt-Britt, does your team HATE you? You need to file a suit, baby-boo, because this D&G ensemble is worse than K.Fed’s tall tees and jhorts. If.U.Seek.A.New.Stylist.
• I know you’re over the moon to be engaged to that hairy-chested, skinny-pants wearing “comedian,” but darlin’ this Posen is not pretty. You look like a Golden Girl, but not in a good way- more like busty old lady :(
• K.Bell, just a few questions: Who invited you? Why is there a mile between your “halter” and neckline? Have you heard of a brush? And again who invited you? That is all. Thxbye.
• You have bored me to teeeeeeeeaaaaarrrrsssss once again, Bor-ancé. The nude-y metallic color palette, the fishtail hem, the somewhat smoky eye- Snooooozea-Palooza!
• Ciara, sweetie, wearing half-pants/half-leotard (even by Givenchy) isn’t gonna sell them albums. Someone had to break it to ya. Sidenote, hair and make-up= flawless. I’ve never seen your face look more beautiful!

All right, HighEnders, I wanna hear your Grammy do’s and Grammy don’ts! Who was music to your eyes? And who made the record scratch? Gimme gimme ;)

*images via justjared, people, US magazine*